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by Shep
Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:25 am
Forum: Down the Pub
Topic: Joke of the week
Replies: 45
Views: 19750

Re: Joke of the week

Murphy says to Paddy,"What ya talkin into an envelope for?"Paddy replies. “I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" 19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?"Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay som...
by Shep
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:35 am
Forum: Down the Pub
Topic: Joke of the week
Replies: 45
Views: 19750

Re: Joke of the week

In hindsight I should have posted my Face book status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort". The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother (not ...
by Shep
Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:00 pm
Forum: Down the Pub
Topic: Joke of the week
Replies: 45
Views: 19750

Re: Joke of the week

Puns For Those With A Slightly Higher IQ. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine . A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same old mustard as before . Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death. A man needs a mistres...
by Shep
Wed May 18, 2016 3:21 pm
Forum: Down the Pub
Topic: viagra
Replies: 2
Views: 2672

Re: viagra

I hear you were a bit stiff after the 3 peaks Phil.
by Shep
Sun May 01, 2016 6:25 am
Forum: Non-club running
Topic: Friday night pub run and social
Replies: 4
Views: 3099

Re: Friday night pub run and social

Well I had a fantastic time: Thank you to Woolly for organising it and mine hosts, Phil and Leanne. The route interconnected several areas in my mind, Heanor Christmas Pudding race & Booths Cross Country in Shipley Park. Doom Bar Beer after and the Pizza was one of the best I,ve ever had - hand ...
by Shep
Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:54 am
Forum: Down the Pub
Topic: Anyone know a discount source for kitchen appliances?
Replies: 0
Views: 2433

Anyone know a discount source for kitchen appliances?

When I worked for GPT it was 40% owned by Siemens and I could get staff prices.
I need to replace my Siemens Microwave combination build in oven.
Does anyone know anyone or can offer me advice to get me a good deal?
by Shep
Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:30 pm
Forum: Fell and Off Road
Topic: Christmas Cracker- 20th December
Replies: 6
Views: 2870

Re: Christmas Cracker- 20th December

I have posted the LERC results here.
http://www.longeatonrunningclub.com/res ... aceid=4763
Sorry for the delay.
by Shep
Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:54 pm
Forum: Fell and Off Road
Topic: Litton fell race result 13/12/15
Replies: 3
Views: 2411

Re: Litton fell race result 13/12/15

Club Results here:
http://www.longeatonrunningclub.com/res ... aceid=4761

Sorry for the delay.
by Shep
Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:11 am
Forum: Down the Pub
Topic: Joke of the week
Replies: 45
Views: 19750

Re: Joke of the week

1. Two blondes walk into a building ....... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly...
by Shep
Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:05 pm
Forum: Non League Races
Topic: British Masters Marathon result 1/11/15
Replies: 3
Views: 2844

Re: British Masters Marathon result 1/11/15

Fantastic achievement, more so considering your 30 mile ultra last week.
http://www.longeatonrunningclub.com/res ... aceid=4597
What ever happened to tapering?
by Shep
Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:14 pm
Forum: Fell and Off Road
Topic: BMAF XC Relays 24 Oct/English XC Relays 31 Oct
Replies: 22
Views: 5643

Re: BMAF XC Relays 24 Oct/English XC Relays 31 Oct

I am happy to Marshal at WPLC on the 24th.
by Shep
Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:44 pm
Forum: Fell and Off Road
Topic: Downhill Training.
Replies: 2
Views: 1567

Downhill Training.

by Shep
Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:36 pm
Forum: Fell and Off Road
Topic: September Fell Races
Replies: 6
Views: 1879

Re: September Fell Races

It's a great race but saving myself for the exterminator the next day. Longshaw has a great beer tent and nice sticky buns and cakes for sale.
by Shep
Sun Aug 30, 2015 9:59 pm
Forum: Fell and Off Road
Topic: Glen Coe race comes with 'risk of injury or death'
Replies: 5
Views: 1893

Re: Glen Coe race comes with 'risk of injury or death'

Here is a link to an article after the Glen Coe event. Looks like the weather was kind.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-h ... s-34038962

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